My newfound life in Easter Town

Caelan Graham in:
"My newfound life in Easter Town"
*After the Christmas debacle, Jack decided to pay Sunny Jumpers a visit. He went through the Easter Door and landed in a world called Easter Town! It had a chocolate river dubbed the Cocoa River, Easter egg-colored hills, bright sunny days opposed by dark blue-mooned nights and rabbits everywhere! Now Jack knew I thought bunnies were cute and he saw me swimming in the Cocoa River. I noticed him walking by, minding his business.*
Me: Well, well, Jack Skellington. Glad you could make it!
Jack: Hello, Caelan. I'm just looking for Ms. Jumpers.
Sunny: Cannonball! *Cannonballs into the Cocoa River, wearing swim trunks, splashing the other rabbits and I*
Rabbits, Sunny and I: *laugh from having fun*
Sunny: Oh! J-Jack! I didn't see you!
Jack: It's quite all right. Well, I came with Sally so we could bring Caelan's things.
Sunny: Very well. Caelan!
Me: Yeah, Sunny?
Sunny: Jack came to bring you your things!
Me: OK!
*1 hour of moving in later, Sunny showed me my new bedroom in her house as it was like Andy's Room from "Toy Story" (the first one) in Easter Town's design and no trace of Halloween anywhere, except my Soul Sparker on my very wrist*
Sunny: OK, Caelan, this is where you'll be sleeping. Nice, huh?
Me: It's beautiful, Sunny. Thanks for takin' me in, by the way.
Sunny: You're welcome. By the way, Caelan, if you'd like to know, I'll be in my room waiting for you.
Me: You mean...?
Sunny: Yes, Caelan. We're going to dance our derrieres off! *exhales and reveals she's been gaining "some" weight letting her belly bounce onto the ground and give her a BLOAToons figure and pins me to the wall with her fluffy butt* I've been packing on the pounds, because Jack told me what you like. Go on, Caelan, you naughty boy. let's dance. *she smacks her fluffy butt, farts on me and she plays "Atomic Dog" by George Clinton as she and I sing and dance*
*2 hours later...*
Me: *Burps* Excuse me.
Sunny: Come on, Caelan. Check this out: *Burps loudly*
Me: Wow! Burping contest?
Sunny: You're on, Blondie! *Burps*
Me: *Burps deeply*
Sunny: *Burps in a bubbly style*
Me: *Burps out fire*
Sunny: *Burps five times*
Me: *Burps three times*
Sunny: *rips a huge, deep tuba fart*
Me: *wolf-whistle* Nice fart, Sunny!
Sunny: *blushes and giggles* Well, I had a LOT of training from my mother. We'd have belching contests every day. As it turns out, I'm just one of those people who just likes to be gross like that ogre, I never got his name.
Me: You were taught...by SHREK?! 8D OMG!!! I learned from him too!
Sunny: No way!
Me: Guess I was wrong. There IS more to you than meets the eye.
Sunny: Yeah, there is. Here, Caelan, I'll make a deal with you: If you show loyalty to me, Santa, Sam and Jack, I'll let you be my adopted son. Deal?
Me: Deal! Consider me one of your many children! *puts on a blue bunny suit* What do you think?
Sunny: Hmm, One thing's missing. *She creates a bead necklace with the emblem of the BLU Pyro in the form of a pendant representing my Pyro Powers.* There you go.
Me: Thanks, Mom. Just what I needed! *jumps into her arms and we both fart*
Sunny: Caelan!
Me: Sunny!
*We laugh as we head back to Easter Town, which is where I now knew I was home.