Cowboy Time

"Cowboy Time"
*in the Western town of Bombshell Gulch, Woody of the "Toy Story" movies was narrating*
Woody: I've been protectin' this town for many ages. I met some strange beings in my time, and I mean as long as I've been compiled.
AOE Grimlock: Howdy, Woody.
Woody: Hello, Mr. Grimlock. I had seen and fought every form of Brothers gang and won, even the Undead Brothers. But when Rattle Shake came to town, I was about to kiss my Blue Lantern powers goodbye. *turns to him*
Rattle Shake: All right, compadres, reach for the sky!
Woody: *confused, but angry* I'm sorry, come again?
Rattle Shake: I said, Reach for the Sky! This is a stickup!
Bartender: Look, partner, that ain't no real gun y'all're holdin'. That's a snake-shooter!
(everyone laughs)
Bartender: Here he is, the fastest rattler in the West!
Patron #1: You got a license on that snakeshot?
Woody: When you shoot that thing at close range, do you get venomous wounds infected?
Rattle Shake: *hisses* You asked for it!!! *fires his Venom Revolver (his gun)*
Bartender: I didn't know your gun was loaded. Here's the money!
Rattle Shake: *takes the money* Gracias.
Woody: Hold it right there, Skylander. Do not make a move, I've got you covered. Put down your weapon.
Rattle Shake: Very well. *drops his gun* I don't need mi arma to fight you. I'll get you with mi cuchillo! *it reveals to be a viper of sorts*
Woody: Will yo stop with the venomous animals?!
Rattle Shake: Oh, No debiste haber hecho eso, Sheriff. Yo soy una serpiente desesperada, listo para tomar medidas desesperadas. ("Oh, You shouldn't have done that, Sheriff. I'm a desperate snake, ready for desperate measures.") *gets out a spider bomb*
Woody: Oh, no!
Bartender: It's a spider!!!
Woody: And don't tell me--
Rattle Shake: Yes. The fuse is lit. Hold on...the fuse is lit?! *throws it*
*the bomb explodes*
Woody: *coughs* And that how it was: the day Rattle Shake came to town.